Hello Lost Soul,

   You've stumbled into the bungled world of:

Gonzo The Burner

-artist, writer, outcast, social critic and professional time waster...

   It pleases us to have you visiting this site when you could be frolicking anywhere else in the massive intangible wastelands of cyberspace. It would be an honor if you would take the time and think about signing into our nonexistent Guest Book of Invisibility and snoop around this Gleaming Square Blemish of a site. Its highly saturated in immature antics and condescending content.

   It may contain three percent or less of the following:

• pure unfiltered fart jokes
• racial stereotypes
• subliminal distractions
• artificial sincerity
• graphic depictions of indecency
• unbleached vulgarity (preservative)
• and cruel condescending overtones (for flavor)..

&nbsb;&nbsb;&nbsb;If you are bothered by this content, you can either cry, leave the site, or suck a turdcicle... and maybe cry some more. The tears of the bleeding hearts nourish the passion for cultural guerrilla warfare. So book-burners beware, you may have the fuel, but we have the matches.
All others- have fun and be who you want to be.
This Message Brought To You By Gonzo The Burner
-Say Yes To Humor and Freedom-